This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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