NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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