Kiss
Puke
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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