What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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