so that wasnt chicken after all
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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