question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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