ya dads aren't the best wingmen
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
