so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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