I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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