He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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