did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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