we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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