whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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