AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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