it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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