Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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