he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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