i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
