I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sorry my hands just texted you
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Bring me that man meat
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
