Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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