do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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