wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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