Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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