So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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