Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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