Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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