I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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