Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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