when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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