Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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