Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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