found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
