I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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