i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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