yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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