it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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