what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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