Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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