I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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