garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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