bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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