Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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