thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
As shirtless as possible
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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