They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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