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I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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