You just made me feel so damn special
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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