Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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