I'm lost and stupid without you.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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