no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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