the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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