Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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