We're like a lot better than the average bears
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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