i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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