Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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