I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have post one night stand depression
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