and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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