I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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