Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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