Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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