Kiss
Puke
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Well I just put wine in my tea
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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