Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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