Me. At least after what I've been through.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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