we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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